By the numbers, SEX!
- Locate the dick. It is usually to be found three feet from the mouth.
- Place the dick in the erect position (see diagram).
- Remove the appropriately marked contraceptive device. Marked "Contraceptive Device" (Appropriate).
- Clear the contraceptive from pack, check for blockages in the firing position.
- Place the furled contraceptive on the end of the dick
(for location see step 1). - Make sure the device is in the correct position to allow for unfurling.
- Unfurl, so the device is in the primed position.
- Place the dick in Slot A.
(see diagram of woman enclosed, see also cultural preferences). - Moved dick in cyclic manner.
- Remove spent dick from breech, and remove contraceptive device immediately. Failure to do so will result in messy bollocks.
- Remove contraceptive from fire zone.
- Roll over.
A bag containing important things that start with W
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