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"Original-ish". Inspired by an existing asset, but with some originality added.

Bullshit Bingo

I found this originally in Marketing magazine (or something similar).
I've made some of my own changes.

BULLSHIT BINGO!
Impactful	The bottom line	Centres of excellence	At the end of the day	Gap analysis	Best practice
Touch base	Game plan	Bandwidth	Hardball	The big picture	Go the extra mile
Value added	Movers and shakers	Ball park	Proactive not reactive	Win-win situation	Think outside the box
Crack on	Push the envelope	Knowledge base	Total quality	Ticks in boxes	360° thinking
Put this one to bed	One-stop shop	Fast track	Knock-on effect	Cherry pick	Strategic fit

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The Twelve days of Christmas

Well, er, yes...

12 Kookaburras
11 Roos a-jumping
10 Men a-shearing
9 Ladies dusting
8 Girls a-working
7 Ducks a-swimming
6 Chooks a-laying
5 Curtain Rings
4 Blue Wrens
3 Fire Tails
2 Top Knots
and a Magpie in a Gum Tree

On the --th day of Christmas House Jongleur had for tea
12 Slugs of Saké
11 Scotch & Sodas
10 Pints of Cider
9 Dry Martinis
8 Straight Vodkas
7 Kegs of Southwark
6 St Tropez's
5 Rocket Fuels
4 Gin & Tonics
3 Casks of Cherry
2 Strawberry wines
and a freshly open bottle of Spiced Mead

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