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"I think Dr Mahatir's comments are a small glitch on bilateral relations."
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"I think Dr Mahatir's comments pose a huge problem, and should be blown out of all proportion."
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The Prime Minister describing an immovable object.
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The Leader of the Opposition demonstrating what happens when a movable object of the same weight hits the immovable object at considerable velocity.
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"...and then suddenly this large melon..."
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"No, no, there were two melons, I distinctly remember two..."
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The Tongan rugby team test the new Nike® Anti-Grav® with little success
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90% of Samoan football players test positive for banned substances
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New 'teleport' beam falters at start of first interplanetary fixture
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Kiwis replace Hakka with rave music
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Polynesian version of De La Guarda an instant smash
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This was a real headline,
but I came up with several stories for it.
